UNICEF did a survey to find the biggest "first-world problems:"
#1.) Slow internet access: 80% of people complained about it.
#2.) Not being able to find something at the supermarket: 65%.
#3.) Bad-tasting fruit, like mushy apples: 55%.
#4.) Getting a bad haircut: 42%.
#5.) When the TV remote stops working: 36%.
#6.) Having to move around to get a wireless signal: 34%.
#7.) The barista screwing up your coffee order: 31%.
#8.) Not having access to e-mail or the Internet: 31%.
#9.) Uncomfortable couches: 21%.
#10.) Not being able to win a game on your phone: 21%.
Philadelphia has the most people that wear sweatpants:
In Amateur Theater, we poorly re-enacted a scene from a popular movie, and gave you the task of figuring out what it was. Joe Kazmierowski of Plainfield knew it was “Office Space,” and picked up passes to the premiere of the locally-filmed comedy “Divorced Dudes!”
The best pranks to play on your friends:
Charles Tillman was named the NFC's Defensive Player of the Week! He had four tackles and ran an interception back for a touchdown in the Bears' 41-3 pounding of the Jaguars last Sunday.
Tomorrow, we'll finish out the week with another pair of tickets to next Friday's premiere of “Divorced Dudes” at the Portage Theater in Chicago. how you win them will be up to you, though. We'll have three different games for you to choose from, so your fate will be in your own hands. Also, would you use a coupon on a first date? And could Jurassic Park ever actually happen?
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