As a Mom of 13 plus years, I know the value of a good giggle.

I found a few for you to share with your family, or perhaps use in a homemade card for dear old Mom for Mother’s Day.

  • Why is a computer so smart?  It listens to its motherboard.
  • Why don’t they have Mother’s Day sales?  Because Mothers are priceless.
  • What three words solves Dad’s every problem?  Ask your mother.
  • Why do Mothers have to have two visits to the optometrist?  Because they also have eyes in the back of their head.
  • Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?  Because their kids have to play inside!
  • What did the mother rope say to her child?  “Don’t be knotty.”
  • What did mommy spider say to baby spider?  You spend too much time on the web!