Great news! Seems a new study claims 88% of Americans LOVE their jobs. No kidding! Citing social occasions like happy hour drinks, loving their bosses, and a diverse environment, these are the best results for job satisfaction in a long time!

That doesn’t stop some people from complaining, or “humble-bragging” about it, though! Let them be: they actually LIKE grousing about the extra hours they put in over the weekend, and WANT you to see that they’re so busy that they need to scroll through emails, even during lunch.

They’ve coined the phrase “work martyrs” for these people, and don’t worry: you don’t need to feel sorry for them. They’re feeling sorry enough for themselves, and will be the first to tell you about it!