Amy Will Remain a Schumer Rather Than Become Lolita

Amy Schumer poses in the press room at the 70th annual Directors Guild of America Awards at The Beverly Hilton hotel on Saturday, Feb. 3, 2018, in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision/AP)

Amy Schumer is not taking the last name of her new husband. Is it because she’s a modern woman? Maybe she’d go with a hyphen at least.

Her husband’s name is Chris Fischer, and they were married just a month ago.  Which would make her Amy Fischer, and that name doesn’t conjure the mental image Amy’s looking for. Many still remember the story of Amy Fischer, who shot her married lover’s wife in the face when she was 17  then grew up to become a porn star. That’s not the image Amy Schumer is looking for, so she will not be standing in line at the DMV to make the change.

Amy posted a video the other day of her dad asking if she’s changing her name, and she said, “I’m not Amy Fischer!  Do you remember who Amy Fischer is?  The Long Island Lolita.”



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