To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, you may want to share some “family friendly” jokes … I’ll leave the naughtier ones for the neighbor down the street to share….. I am NOT guaranteeing that these are any good….
How can you spot a jealous shamrock? It will be green with envy!
What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy long legs!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house? He wanted to sit on the paddy-o!
Why do leprechauns hate running? They’d rather jig than jog!
Why are so many leprechaun’s florists? They have green thumbs!
Why do leprechauns recycle? They like to go green!
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal? Lucky charms!
What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? You get a rash of good luck!
What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?