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An Irish “Ha Ha”!

To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, you may want to share some “family friendly” jokes … I’ll leave the naughtier ones for the neighbor down the street to share….. I am NOT guaranteeing that these are any good….

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?  It will be green with envy!

What do you call a big Irish spider?  Paddy long legs!

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?  He wanted to sit on the paddy-o!

Why do leprechauns hate running?  They’d rather jig than jog!

Why are so many leprechaun’s florists?  They have green thumbs!

Why do leprechauns recycle?  They like to go green!

What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?  Lucky charms!

What happens if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?  You get a rash of good luck!

What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?  A lepre-con!

Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who?  Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?


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