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Bad Dad Jokes

We may not like them, but we’ve all heard them.  Sometimes they can stick in your head like that “Baby Shark” song.

This Father’s Day – we’ll honor Dads with some Bad Dad Jokes.  Don’t hurt yourself rolling your eyes!

  • Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?  They were cooked in Greece.
  • I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
  • If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
  • I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know what arrives first.
  • When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that’s a popular cemetery? Yep, people are just dying to get in there!
  • If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?

Perhaps we don’t give them enough credit for these creative lines…Happy Father’s Day!

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