Funny Punny

In my opinion, there’s nothing funnier than a little kid telling jokes.  However, my little kid is now 13 and has denied me the pleasure of exploiting him….so you’ve got me.

Some jokes to share at your Easter events this weekend:

Q: What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear?  A: 14 carrot gold!

Q:What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?  A: They lived hoppily ever after!

Q: How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?  A: Egg-xercise!

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter Egg a joke?  A: Because it might crack up!

Q: What did the rabbits do after their wedding?  A: They went on a bunnymoon!

Q: What do you call a forgetful rabbit?  A: A hare-brain!

Q: Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?  A: From an egg plant!

Q: What do you call a bunny with fleas?  A: Bugs Bunny!

Q: What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite type of music?  A: Hip Hop!

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