MEN: Your Hair Up Top Tells Us What’s Up Down South, Too

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It seems most men try at least once to grow out their beards in their lives, and now how that beard comes in can tell the rest of the world your two biggest (or smallest) assets below the belt.

Researchers call them “adornments”, meaning full, bushy beards and lush heads of hair, that indicate if you’re blessed with one, you’re likely not blessed with the other.

According to, “A study comparing the gonad sizes of more than 100 primates suggests the energy required for these features poses an evolutionary dilemma, allowing males to be either ‘well-adorned or well-endowed.'”




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