"The Big O" - "Horizontal Dance" - What Do YOU Call It?

Wait, you’re telling me that it’s NOT super sexy when I lean in, really close and whisper, in my most sensual, seductive voice, “Come on baby, let’s fornicate“? WHAT?

FRISKY FRIDAY UPDATE: A new survey reveals the words for sex, which we rate as the biggest turn-offs. And “fornicate” came in first . . . 29% of people said they hate that word.

Some of the other words that turn us off: “get it on” . . . “hook up” . . . “(hit a) home run” . . .

Smash . . . boink . . . doink . . . hump . . . pound . . . bang . . . screw . . . and copulate.