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Dateline: London, England

One financially successful banker has learned that lesson the hard way.

The investment bank Citigroup has suspended a senior trader allegedly accused of stealing food from the staff canteen.

The trader, Paras Shah, is reported to have been earning more than a million dollars a year including bonuses AND to helping himself to sandwiches from the office’s lunchroom.

According to the Financial Times (who I don’t believe I’ve ever referenced in Fact or Fiction), Shah was the head of high-yield bond trading for Europe, the Middle East and Africa and was removed from his job last month.

Instead of the fancy cucumber or salmon sandwiches – I suppose he’ll just have to get used to eating Raman noodles.