Who Would Be YOUR “Fake Spouse”?

Keanu Reeves Says Winona Ryder calls him “Husband.”  I have had a fake spouse, or a “Mo Faux.”

Reeves and Ryder have shared a lot of big screen time together, in four movies.  They also might share the bond of husband and wife.  Reeves joked about his possible marriage to Ryder on Monday’s edition of The Talk.

In 1992’s Dracula, Francis Ford Coppola hired a real Romanian priest to do an authentic ceremony. When asked if it was true, Reeves said, “That’s what Winona says.”  He continued, “Once in a while, I will get a text, ‘Hello, husband.’  I didn’t really believe her, and then Francis Ford Coppola contacted Winona and said publicly that, yeah, that really happened, the priest did a full ceremony, and Winona and I got married.” Ryder has co-signed on this in past interviews.

When I was single, the second time, after my first marriage, I had a FAKE SPOUSE.  It was Triple-A.  I swear.  I signed up for it, as soon as I got divorced.  That was my “husband.”  The commitment was real – I signed the paperwork.  If the car ever broke down, “he” was there for me…  my “Mo Faux.”    😉  ~ Mo