Woman Watches Old Porn – Realizes the Stars are her Parents

DOH!

A British woman, who was watching an old porn videotape, became horrified when she realized:  its stars were her mom and dad.  The unidentified woman shares her nightmare tale on MamaMia.  She says the incident happened when she was 15 — but she had “blocked it out,” until recently.

She says she was home, alone, when she found a VHS tape in her parents’ closet.  Hoping it was porn, she popped it into the video player and turned on the TV.  “Then the dude jumped on the woman and they started (intercourse),” the woman writes.  Then, she recognized the couch that the couple was on.  Then, the man.  And finally, the woman.

“I have never run so fast, to the VHS player, to hit stop,” she writes.  “But it took forever, my legs were jelly, the VHS player was so far away.  I was screaming ‘NOOOOOOOOOOOO,’ but it came out all low pitched and slow.  I managed to get to the stop button.  But the damage was done.  My life was over.”

What have you seen that you can never un-see?  Does it ever really pay to snoop?